
In 1995, Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. Eveyone was shocked and horrified, or at least people like us. Thus, porn shops across the world, including Good Vibrations, declared May National Masturbation Month.
So masturbate, and if you don't know how to, call me. I have detailed instructions and will give you a personal demonstration.
Bertha