A slow few weeks

Bertha and Eartha would like to apologize to all of our loyal fans for the lack of posts in recent, erm, weeks. Due to a change of location and a current curtailment in internet access, Bertha and Eartha have been rather negligent in posting, but this is all about to change in the coming weeks.

Please stick by your favorite bloggers as they get back on track.

Yours,
Bertha and Eartha

Slag!!!

Slag!

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May is for Masturbation

In 1995, Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. Eveyone was shocked and horrified, or at least people like us. Thus, porn shops across the world, including Good Vibrations, declared May National Masturbation Month.

So masturbate, and if you don't know how to, call me. I have detailed instructions and will give you a personal demonstration.

Bertha

CB Radio - BirthdayCast

Click the title above or go to the site below to listen to Christina's Birthday Podcast, including a new dj madre freestyle, old dj madre material, and some other hot sexy songs. And random noises of all sorts.

http://web.mac.com/lindsaytull/iWeb/Site%202/CB%20Radio/43015548-ACB0-4FA5-93F4-0BC52A7222A0.html

Hell on Wheels

In honor of Christina's birth, we would like to worship and tribute the late Veronica Butthole of Betty Blowtorch.
If I was in a band, I would want to look and sound just like this.

Happy Birthday Tina!

Okay so technically it's tomorrow. Or rather tonight at midnight.

Regardless,

Bertha and Eartha want to wish Christina Bosch a most happy 22nd birthday!!!!!

yeah girl!

love love love

Eartha the photogenuis

In honor of Eartha, who is having her first gallery show today at the Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Unfortunately, I am still 500 miles away. She is a gifted photographer with quite the eye. Check out her photos, click on the link "Lily's Photographs" at the bottom of this page under "Friends."