Friday, July 6, 2007

Birdies Workin It

Pink Flamingos

We are back from our 2 month drunken daze - just in time for summer love, I present some John Waters' deliciousness.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

A slow few weeks


Bertha and Eartha would like to apologize to all of our loyal fans for the lack of posts in recent, erm, weeks. Due to a change of location and a current curtailment in internet access, Bertha and Eartha have been rather negligent in posting, but this is all about to change in the coming weeks.

Please stick by your favorite bloggers as they get back on track.

Yours,
Bertha and Eartha

Thursday, May 10, 2007

May is for Masturbation



In 1995, Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. Eveyone was shocked and horrified, or at least people like us. Thus, porn shops across the world, including Good Vibrations, declared May National Masturbation Month.

So masturbate, and if you don't know how to, call me. I have detailed instructions and will give you a personal demonstration.

Bertha